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If You’re Taking Offence, Take O-Gate As Well.
I cannot be fucked with people who “take offence” or “find that offensive.” Everything has the potential to offend. Everything. Offence is taken, it is not given. Frankie Boyle says that what he finds...
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Repercussions Of Retweeting Abuse.
This is a follow-up to my 21st Dubious Claim To Fame post, in which my request that someone smack That Cunt Cameron in the face with a shovel was forwarded by an MSP. The story was published in the...
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Diary Of An Anti-Tory Protestor – Part 1
George Square, 30th March 2013 There comes a point in every man’s life – or, at least, I hope there does – when you realise that clicking “like” on shared Facebook photos and statuses is not an...
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Diary Of An Anti-Tory Protestor – Part 2.
Thales, Govan Road, 4th April 2013 I awoke and checked my phone, as I always do. Near the top of my Facebook feed was a post from a friend saying that That Cunt Cameron would be visiting a local...
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Diary Of An Anti-Tory Protestor – Part 3
Margaret Thatcher Goes To Hell, 8th April 2013 Margaret Thatcher died unexpectedly peacefully, at the age of 87. I found out about it from a friend who told me succinctly that “Thatcher is dead.” As...
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Diary Of An Anti-Tory Protestor – Part 4
Scrap Trident, George Square, 13th April 2013 I had to do a bit of research before deciding whether or not to join this demo. My previous excursions into public protest had been based on long-held...
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Diary Of An Anti-Tory Protestor – Part 5
“Remember Thatcher’s Victims”, George Square, 17th April 2013 They planted Thatcher today. Actually, I think they burned her. Either way, I do not care, and I suspect neither does she. The BBC and most...
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Pubs, Offensive Shirts, And Invisible Children.
A letter to a national pub chain, after I was asked to remove a particular item of clothing in one of their bars. Nobody has previously complained about the garment in question, and so I curiously...
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Protected: Napoleon Complexes, And The £64,000 Penis (Part One)
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Witness The Unconventional Solving Of A Bloody Problem
I used to post regularly on an internet forum for industry students and professionals. In truth, I posted too regularly, and without putting sufficient thought into many of my musings. It is important...
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